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داستان کوتاه انگلیسی، سطح بندی شده با ترجمه و صوت - مطالب داستان های طنز آمیز
 
 
اطلاعیه:
برگزاری دور دوازدهم کلاس های خصوصی آموزش زبان انگلیسی تقویت چهار مهارت، تدریس به صورت اینترنتی (تلگرامی)، با متد ابداعی مدرس، جهت کسب اطلاعات بیشتر و ثبت نام از طرق زیر با روابط عمومی کانال ارتباط برقرار کنید.

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ساعت : 06:58 ب.ظ
نویسنده : خانم محمدی


The Prayer

 

A man was praying to God.
He said, “God

God responded, "Yes
?”

And the guy said, “Can I ask A question
?”

Go right ahead”. God said.

God, what is a million years to you?”

God said, “A million years to me is only a second
.”

The man wondered
.

Then he asked, “God, what is a million dollars' worth to you
?”

God said, “A million dollars to me is a penny
.”

So the man said, “God can I have a penny
?”

And God cheerfully said
,

Sure!... Just wait a second.”


 


:: مرتبط با: داستان های سطح مبتدی , داستان های طنز آمیز ,

:: برچسب‌ها: داستان-کوتاه-زیبا-و-جداب-انگلیسی-با-ترجمه-فارسی , The Prayer , دعا ,
 



ساعت : 05:52 ب.ظ
نویسنده : خانم محمدی


Opportunity


A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank
?'

The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did
.'

The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly
.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank
?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did
!'

Moral: When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT
!



:: مرتبط با: داستان های سطح متوسط , داستان های طنز آمیز ,

:: برچسب‌ها: داستان-کوتاه-زیبا-و-جداب-انگلیسی-با-ترجمه-فارسی , Opportunity , فرصت ,
 



ساعت : 03:54 ب.ظ
نویسنده : خانم محمدی

 

The Old Lady


An old lady went out shopping last Tuesday. She came to a bank and saw a car near the door. A man got out of it and went into the bank. She looked into the car. The keys were in the lock.

The old lady took the keys and followed the man into the bank.

The man took a gun out of his pocket and said to the clerk, “Give me all the money.”

But the old lady did not see this. She went to the man, put the keys in his hand and said, “Young man, you’re stupid! Never leave your keys in your car: someone’s going to steal it!”

The man looked at the old woman for a few seconds. Then he looked at the clerk, and then he took his keys, ran out of the bank, got into his car and drove away quickly, without any money.



:: مرتبط با: داستان های سطح متوسط , داستان های طنز آمیز ,

:: برچسب‌ها: داستان-کوتاه-زیبا-و-جداب-انگلیسی-با-ترجمه-فارسی , پیر زن , The Old Lady ,
 



 

 


 
 
 
 

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